They don't make you choose between red, white and blue, so why should you compromise when it comes to your pickup? Classic redneck open-top? Check.... Read more

Efficient, practical, reliable, squarely middle-class. It won't get you laid but, let's face it, if you're shopping for a minivan you gave up on th... Read more

The name says it all. You can weave in and out of traffic with ease in this little number. Get a blow up doll for the passenger seat and ride in th... Read more

It's a German-style sedan with none of the reliability. An Italian car with none of the flair. Luxurious and mundane. Exciting and banal. Sporty an... Read more

Engine: four cylinder, fixed pitch. Wing area: 66 square feet. Cockpit size: matchbox. Cabin temperature: hotter than Satan's taint. Chances of sur... Read more

You'll want to start smoking when you buy this car. It's almost required. You've stepped into a new phase in your life. You're not afraid to face d... Read more

You brush the accelerator, and it happens: your ear drums shatter, your bowels surrender, a thousand angry horses stampede through all four titaniu... Read more

Reputed to be the safest car ever made, this classic Vulcar station wagon has been the vehicle of choice for really terrible drivers for 20 years. ... Read more