The Crusader is a military-grade SUV popular with US armed forces in the Middle East and lesbians in the Pacific North West. Perfect for navigating... Read more

Looking at the low, broad, surly form of the Schlagen for the first time, you'd be forgiven for thinking that it's just waiting for an opportunity ... Read more

The Tyrant is a testament to human ingenuity. We're not sure who's more impressive: the team of engineers who've taken us as close as human beings ... Read more

A Cheval pickup's body with monster truck suspension and wheels. It's like having your husband's wallet and your best girlfriend's body and mind. O... Read more

It's a German-style sedan with none of the reliability. An Italian car with none of the flair. Luxurious and mundane. Exciting and banal. Sporty an... Read more

The international symbol of self-importance, Mammoth's Patriot Mil-Spec might be lacking standard safety features, but who cares about blind spots ... Read more

You've met the Vapid Dominator, now it's time to meet its maker. And this quinquagenarian is still the hottest piece of muscle on the road. Don't b... Read more

The Futo is Karin's gift to a core demographic that needs nothing more than a lightweight chassis, rear wheel drive and dangerously poor traction t... Read more